JENNIFER Love Hewitt is out of a job.

The actress’ hit US TV show, Ghost Whisperer, has been canceled after five seasons as part of a sweep by bosses at CBS.

However, Jennifer might not be unemployed for long — rumors are already swirling Ghost Whisperer could get picked up by another network with ABC reported to be interested.

Meanwhile, Jennifer recently revealed that she’ll only date a guy if his underwear is free of skid-marks.

“Guys should be clean and their underwear free of skid-marks,” she said earlier this month. “If they are not then run as fast as you can in the other direction and never date him again.

“Guys should also be funny, have a great smile, be trustworthy and have a good relationship with his mom.”

That star has also admitted she has been cheated on “a lot” in her life.

“It’s brutal,” she said. “Once I found out on television and that was awesome. And then another time I found them together … and that was, woooo!”

The CW Network has provided us with a brand new video for the first Smallville episode of 2010, entitled Disciple. The show returns to it’s 9th on Friday, January 22 to the CW Network. Click below for a glimpse at the TV spot for the episode!

Stephen King is a master at creating characters, but when Shooter Jennings came calling, the best-selling author decided to become one, playing a central figure in the musician’s upcoming concept album, “Black Ribbons.”

King is the voice of Will O’ The Wisp, a radio talk-show host being phased out due to government censorship. He spends his last hour on the air delivering a diatribe about the decline of America, and playing the music of an important band — which happens to be Jennings’ new band, Hierophant.

Jennings and King had never met (and still haven’t). But Jennings knew that King was a fan, and figured he would be the perfect narrator for his musical tale, which paints a doomsday future of America if it continues on the warped path painted by Will O’ The Wisp.

“Once the idea of using him popped in my head, it kind of stayed and never varied,” Jennings said in an interview late last month.

The two exchanged ideas through messages, and came up with the foreboding words of Will O’ The Wisp together.

“I wrote a script and I sent it to him, and then he took that and he rewrote it and changed it and added quite a lot of great stuff, so at the end of the day, that part of it was a collaboration,” Jennings said. (A representative for King said he wasn’t available for comment.)

“He was supportive of what I’d written and liked the voice that I had given the character,” he added. “I sent it to him and a couple of weeks later, I had a package at my doorstep with a CD, a typed-out transcript and a picture of him doing it.”

Jennings said he came up with the idea for the album as he was driving across the country with his fiancee, actress Drea de Matteo, and their infant daughter, Alabama, as the economic crisis hit in late 2008. As he listened to the radio, he heard the fears of people who predicted everything from a police state to the end of the United States as it once was.

Jennings concedes the album paints a grim picture of the future.

“It seems like we’re losing our freedoms and a lot of our rights day by day based on the things that have happened in the world,” he says. “But I think that the overall message of the record is a positive one, that truth and love and the connection between two people is something that no matter what happens in the world, it can’t be touched.”

“Black Ribbons,” due out March 2, is Jennings’ first CD in two years. The son of country legend Waylon Jennings has done country and hard rock music, and this album blends both genres with his new band. Jennings is hesitant to put a label on his new sound with Hierophant.

“I think to know me as a person is to know that my brain is much more (all) over the place than one area, and I think with this record I’ve really opened all of those boundaries and all of those doors,” he said.

If all of the film adaptations of Jane Austen’s “Pride and Prejudice” have left your brain numb, this one may really kill you … in a good way.

Natalie Portman has signed on to produce and star in the movie version of the best-selling book “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies,” written by Seth Grahame-Smith and, uh, Jane Austen.

This expanded version of the Austen classic adds a twist on the well-known love story when the outbreak of a deadly virus begins to turn townsfolk into killers. Elizabeth Bennet struggles to balance her blossoming love for Mr. Darcy with her obligation to kick some zombie butt.

And who better to bring the right combination of elegance, wit, and edginess to the role of Elizabeth Bennet than Portman? She certainly has the chops to convince us to embrace this version of Elizabeth — a woman who at long last will have a proper outlet for her sense of purpose.

Sure, zombies may seem like a peculiar addition to the original text, but there is something about the outbreak of the undead in 19th-century England that somehow makes the story more accessible.

The idea that love can blossom in spite of treacherous, external forces is really a modern concept. Besides, who hasn’t had to slay a couple of zombies to land Mr. Right?

The porn parodies are getting a bit out of hand, but I couldn’t resist the tagline, “Hustler Hunts for Things That Go Hump in the Night!” Check out the trailer and press release below!

I wonder what porn company is working on the Paranormal Activity spoof? You know its coming.

Recently acquiring the talents of director S. Wayne, the This Ain’t Ghost Hunters XXX parody follows the PAPS team—the Pacific Association of the Paranormal Society—as they search for answers to the unexplained, the undead and the undersexed!

This is the first Hustler Video production directed by S. Wayne. Known throughout the industry, S. Wayne has been producing sexy monster thrillers and adult films since 1998. He garnered great success and awards for titles such as Tales From the Clit and Kung Foo Girls.

The This Ain’t Ghost Hunters XXX parody boasts some firsts for Hustler. It is the studio’s first foray into the supernatural as well as featuring one of its gorgeous female starlets performing her first anal scene…EVER! Newcomer Victoria White performs a very seductive and enticing scene with the powerhouse Mr. Pete. “You couldn’t tell it was her first time by watching her scene,” says Drew Rosenfeld, Creative Director at Hustler Video. “She is so hot and works Mr. Pete as if she’d been doing anal from the beginning!”

A frightened Victoria calls on the PAPS team to eliminate a very unwanted spirit from her home. Scared that she might be harmed, and hoping to appease the specter in question, Victoria screws Mr. Pete, our fearless spirit-chaser, until the ghost is satisfied. She sucks his huge cock until the ghost instructs her to ride him. Still not enough for this horny haunter, it demands Victoria take the huge dick into her petite pucker. Victoria works Mr. Pete until he explodes over her face.

This Ain’t Ghost Hunters XXX stars SinDee Jennings, Alexa Nicole, Kiara Diane, Victoria White, Krissy Lynn, Anthony Rosano, Brett Rockman, Kris Slater and Mr. Pete.

The parody DVD hits streets November 24, 2009!