The porn parodies are getting a bit out of hand, but I couldn’t resist the tagline, “Hustler Hunts for Things That Go Hump in the Night!” Check out the trailer and press release below!

I wonder what porn company is working on the Paranormal Activity spoof? You know its coming.

Recently acquiring the talents of director S. Wayne, the This Ain’t Ghost Hunters XXX parody follows the PAPS team—the Pacific Association of the Paranormal Society—as they search for answers to the unexplained, the undead and the undersexed!

This is the first Hustler Video production directed by S. Wayne. Known throughout the industry, S. Wayne has been producing sexy monster thrillers and adult films since 1998. He garnered great success and awards for titles such as Tales From the Clit and Kung Foo Girls.

The This Ain’t Ghost Hunters XXX parody boasts some firsts for Hustler. It is the studio’s first foray into the supernatural as well as featuring one of its gorgeous female starlets performing her first anal scene…EVER! Newcomer Victoria White performs a very seductive and enticing scene with the powerhouse Mr. Pete. “You couldn’t tell it was her first time by watching her scene,” says Drew Rosenfeld, Creative Director at Hustler Video. “She is so hot and works Mr. Pete as if she’d been doing anal from the beginning!”

A frightened Victoria calls on the PAPS team to eliminate a very unwanted spirit from her home. Scared that she might be harmed, and hoping to appease the specter in question, Victoria screws Mr. Pete, our fearless spirit-chaser, until the ghost is satisfied. She sucks his huge cock until the ghost instructs her to ride him. Still not enough for this horny haunter, it demands Victoria take the huge dick into her petite pucker. Victoria works Mr. Pete until he explodes over her face.

This Ain’t Ghost Hunters XXX stars SinDee Jennings, Alexa Nicole, Kiara Diane, Victoria White, Krissy Lynn, Anthony Rosano, Brett Rockman, Kris Slater and Mr. Pete.

The parody DVD hits streets November 24, 2009!

As the nation continues to struggle in one of the worst economies in history Americans will require a bit more to actually feel fear this Halloween season. In response, Hauntworld Magazine (www.hauntworld.com), the Halloween and haunt industry’s leading trade publication, has announced listings of the most terrifying locations in America, including: the Top 31 Haunted Attractions (one for each day in October), the Top 10 Amusement Park Halloween events and more. These attractions are being recognized for their attention to detail, high-quality special effects, and overall “scare factor”.

The haunted houses and attractions on these lists aren’t your average neighborhood decorations. Each haunted attraction costs up to $1 million to construct, uses professionally trained actors, Hollywood make-up artists and the latest technology in order to transport people into an insane, realistic and horrific environment that rivals any horror movie set. The result is an industry that has grown to generate over $1 BILLION each season, redefining the way people celebrate Halloween.

“Americans have an intrinsic urge to conquer fear and the haunted attractions on these lists are as close as many can get to literally coming face-to-face with true terror,” said Larry Kirchner, Editor-in-Chief of Hauntworld Magazine. “Scary movies and roller coasters are great for a cheap thrill but what these attractions provide their visitors is a sense of exhilaration and an adrenaline rush that can only be felt from live action. These locations are examples of those places in the country you’ll be telling your friends you
survived, not visited.”

Top Professional Haunted Attractions: 2009

The Top 13 Haunted Attractions:
• 1. 13th Gate Haunted House – Baton Rouge, Louisiana,
• 2. Netherworld Haunted House – Atlanta, Georgia
• 3. The Beast – Kansas City, Missouri
• 4. The Darkness Haunted House – St. Louis, Missouri
• 5. House of Torment – Austin, Texas
• 6. Dent Schoolhouse – Cincinnati, Ohio
• 7. Bates Motel – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
• 8. Haunted Schoolhouse – Akron, Ohio
• 9. Bayville Screampark – Long Island, New York
• 10. House of Shock – New Orleans, Louisiana
• 11. Dead Acres – Columbus, Ohio
• 12. Headless Horseman – Ulster Park, New York
• 13. Graystone Manor – Killen, Alabama

And to visit a haunted attraction for each day of October, the list continues
to include:

• 1. Cutting Edge Haunted House, Dallas, Texas
• 2. Erebus Haunted House, Pontiac, Michigan
• 3. Edge of Hell, Kansas City, Missouri
• 4. Scarehouse, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
• 5. Creepyworld, St. Louis, Missouri
• 6. Haunted Overload, Lee, NH
• 7. Atrox Factory, Leeds, Alabama
• 8. Fright World, Buffalo, New York
• 9. Dreamreapers, Melrose Park, Illinois
• 10. Haunted Hotel, San Diego, California
• 11. Fright Kingdom, Nashua, NH
• 12. Asylum Haunted House, Denver, Colorado
• 13. Spookywoods, High Point, North Carolina
• 14. Pirates of Emerson, Fremont, California
• 15. The Asylum, Las Vegas, Nevada
• 16. Field of Screams, Mountville, PA
• 17. Bennett’s Curse, Baltimore, Maryland
• 18. Land of Illusion, Middletown, Ohio

Top 10 Amusement Park Halloween Events: 2009
• 1. Universal Studios Horror Nights, Orlando, FL
• 2. Knott’s Scary Farm, Los Angeles, CA
• 3. Tampa Busch Gardens, Tampa, FL
• 4. Universal Studios Horror Nights, Hollywood, CA
• 5. Kennywood Amusement Park, Pittsburgh, PA
• 6. Busch Gardens, Williamsburg, PA
• 7. King’s Island Haunt, Cincinnati, OH
• 8. Cedar Point Haunt, Sandusky, OH
• 9. Six Flags Fright Fest, NJ
• 10. Old Tucson Studios Nightfall, Tucson, AZ

Best Screamparks/Haunted Hayrides: 2009
• 1. Headless Horseman, Ulster Park, New York
• 2. Bates Motel, Glen Mills, Pennsylvania
• 3. Shocktoberfest, Reading, Pennsylvania
• 4. Field of Screams, Mountville, PA
• 5. Creepyworld, St. Louis, MO
• 6. Spookywoods, High Point, North Carolina
• 7. Bayville Screampark, Long Island, New York
• 8. Jason’s Woods, Lancaster, Pennsylvania
• 9. Halloween Park, Strinestown, Pennsylvania
• 10. 7 Floors of Hell, Cleveland, Ohio

Top 5 Places to get Scared in America: 2009
• 1. Salem, Massachusetts
• 2. Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada
• 3. Winchester Mystery House, San Jose, California
• 4. The Mortuary Haunted House, New Orleans, Louisiana
• 5. Waverly Hills Sanatorium in Louisville, Kentucky