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If all of the film adaptations of Jane Austen’s “Pride and Prejudice” have left your brain numb, this one may really kill you … in a good way.

Natalie Portman has signed on to produce and star in the movie version of the best-selling book “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies,” written by Seth Grahame-Smith and, uh, Jane Austen.

This expanded version of the Austen classic adds a twist on the well-known love story when the outbreak of a deadly virus begins to turn townsfolk into killers. Elizabeth Bennet struggles to balance her blossoming love for Mr. Darcy with her obligation to kick some zombie butt.

And who better to bring the right combination of elegance, wit, and edginess to the role of Elizabeth Bennet than Portman? She certainly has the chops to convince us to embrace this version of Elizabeth — a woman who at long last will have a proper outlet for her sense of purpose.

Sure, zombies may seem like a peculiar addition to the original text, but there is something about the outbreak of the undead in 19th-century England that somehow makes the story more accessible.

The idea that love can blossom in spite of treacherous, external forces is really a modern concept. Besides, who hasn’t had to slay a couple of zombies to land Mr. Right?

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The porn parodies are getting a bit out of hand, but I couldn’t resist the tagline, “Hustler Hunts for Things That Go Hump in the Night!” Check out the trailer and press release below!

I wonder what porn company is working on the Paranormal Activity spoof? You know its coming.

Recently acquiring the talents of director S. Wayne, the This Ain’t Ghost Hunters XXX parody follows the PAPS team—the Pacific Association of the Paranormal Society—as they search for answers to the unexplained, the undead and the undersexed!

This is the first Hustler Video production directed by S. Wayne. Known throughout the industry, S. Wayne has been producing sexy monster thrillers and adult films since 1998. He garnered great success and awards for titles such as Tales From the Clit and Kung Foo Girls.

The This Ain’t Ghost Hunters XXX parody boasts some firsts for Hustler. It is the studio’s first foray into the supernatural as well as featuring one of its gorgeous female starlets performing her first anal scene…EVER! Newcomer Victoria White performs a very seductive and enticing scene with the powerhouse Mr. Pete. “You couldn’t tell it was her first time by watching her scene,” says Drew Rosenfeld, Creative Director at Hustler Video. “She is so hot and works Mr. Pete as if she’d been doing anal from the beginning!”

A frightened Victoria calls on the PAPS team to eliminate a very unwanted spirit from her home. Scared that she might be harmed, and hoping to appease the specter in question, Victoria screws Mr. Pete, our fearless spirit-chaser, until the ghost is satisfied. She sucks his huge cock until the ghost instructs her to ride him. Still not enough for this horny haunter, it demands Victoria take the huge dick into her petite pucker. Victoria works Mr. Pete until he explodes over her face.

This Ain’t Ghost Hunters XXX stars SinDee Jennings, Alexa Nicole, Kiara Diane, Victoria White, Krissy Lynn, Anthony Rosano, Brett Rockman, Kris Slater and Mr. Pete.

The parody DVD hits streets November 24, 2009!

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