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Synopsis:

Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) has made a habit of running from what scares him. Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) doesnt have fears. If he did, hed kick their ever-living ass.

In a world overrun by zombies, these two are perfectly evolved survivors. But now, theyre about to stare down the most terrifying prospect of all: each other.

Source: http://www.ballardnewstribune.com/

Zombie-palooza hit downtown Fremont July 3 and broke a Guinness World Record. The event was coined “Red White & Dead” in honor of the Fourth of July.

Thousands gathered by the cinema lot at Fremont studios at North 35th Street and Phinney Avenue North. Some had ripped pants, torn T-shirts, “severed skin” and blood, blood, blood.

They lurked the streets – a three block route – and earned double takes from drivers passing by – some amused, others puzzled.

Organizers registered 5,000 zombies to earn the world record.

Registration began at 6 p.m., and hordes of zombies continued stumbling in well after 8 p.m. The dance steps to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” were taught at 8:30 p.m. as a tip of the hat to the late pop super-star.

Source: http://www.destructoid.com/

Yep, that’s right. Not content with producing three absolutely horrendous movies bearing the Resident Evil name, it seems as if Hollywood is getting ready for a fourth, as confirmed by series “star” Milla Jovovich. While speaking to a crowd of paparazzi filth, Jovovich confirmed that the crap movies will be getting a new sequel and that shooting begins soon.

“We’re going to start shooting at the end of the year,” confirms Jovovich in a video contained after the jump. When asked which one it was by a member of the paparazzi scum, Jovovich simply said, “Four.”

Resident Evil: Afterlife was mentioned about three years ago but there thankfully hadn’t been much talk of it since then. Reports say that Jovovich later confirmed that “four” was indeed Afterlife, and that the movie is scheduled to hit theaters on September 17, 2010, whether we like it or not.

I don’t really mind, but every time a new Resident Evil film hits my local movie theater, the local area becomes contaminated for the next four years.

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